Top 5 Anonymous Bag Of Dick Notes

Every day, we get the pleasure of reading some particularly creative personalised notes for dick recipients. Some are packed with love, some passive-aggressive, and some plain rude. We know it can be difficult to decide what to write, so here are our top 5 personalised bag of dick notes.

“You are what you eat.”

Simple, but effective. This one rustled a few jimmies in the PostABagOfDicks.co.uk offices.

“The only dick you will be getting this Valentine’s Day”

A heartbreaker of a note sent with one of our Valentine’s Day orders… we can only imagine the pain felt when reading that.

“Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I just thought I’d send you a dick or two.”

Who said romance is dead? A beautiful poem written for a dick recipient earlier this month.

“Please accept this bag of dicks, as I couldn’t find a bag of f*cks”

The perfect way to really show you care, no? The best part – the dick recipient was able to enjoy a BIG bag of dicks. Spectacular.

“Surprised your dick still works considering it’s strapped to your forehead.”

We won’t ask. All we know is that this is one of the best notes we’ve seen so far.

Whether you want to let someone know you appreciate them, or that they’re a bit of a dick, our anonymous dicks provide the perfect opportunity to get your message across!