Send Donald Trump a bag of dicks

To celebrate our US launch, we’re giving everybody the chance to send everyones favourite President a little gift.

With every order to the USA, we’ll send a bag of dicks to Donald Trump completely FREE, directly to the White House Not only does that give you a chance to tell him to eat a bag of dicks, it also gives you the chance to send your pals a bag of dicks!

If you don’t want to send your pal a bag of dicks, don’t worry, just send your order to:

Donald Trump
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500

It’s as simple as that!

Send a bag of dicks completely anonymously now!