To celebrate our US launch, we’re giving everybody the chance to send everyones favourite President a little gift.

With every order to the USA, we’ll send a bag of dicks to Donald Trump completely FREE, directly to the White House Not only does that give you a chance to tell him to eat a bag of dicks, it also gives you the chance to send your pals a bag of dicks!

If you don’t want to send your pal a bag of dicks, don’t worry, just send your order to:

Donald Trump
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500

It’s as simple as that!

Send a bag of dicks completely anonymously now!

Every day, we get the pleasure of reading some particularly creative personalised notes for dick recipients. Some are packed with love, some passive-aggressive, and some plain rude. We know it can be difficult to decide what to write, so here are our top 5 personalised bag of dick notes.

“You are what you eat.”

Simple, but effective. This one rustled a few jimmies in the offices.

“The only dick you will be getting this Valentine’s Day”

A heartbreaker of a note sent with one of our Valentine’s Day orders… we can only imagine the pain felt when reading that.

“Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I just thought I’d send you a dick or two.”

Who said romance is dead? A beautiful poem written for a dick recipient earlier this month.

“Please accept this bag of dicks, as I couldn’t find a bag of f*cks”

The perfect way to really show you care, no? The best part – the dick recipient was able to enjoy a BIG bag of dicks. Spectacular.

“Surprised your dick still works considering it’s strapped to your forehead.”

We won’t ask. All we know is that this is one of the best notes we’ve seen so far.

Whether you want to let someone know you appreciate them, or that they’re a bit of a dick, our anonymous dicks provide the perfect opportunity to get your message across!

It’s true… we occasionally search Instagram for dicks.

From time to time, we like to see the reactions of people receiving our dicks – it’s nice to know we’re putting a smile on people’s faces. A search of Instagram for #BagOfDicks can reveal all sorts of wild things, but we’ve focused on the best posts in the list. Take a look at our favourite reactions below.


The unsuspecting receiver


The Valentine’s receiver


The ‘I have no idea’ receiver

Who???????? #bagofdicks #hypo #comedian

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The Geeza receiver


The canine receiver

Received some dicks? Tag us in your posts with the hashtag #BagOfDicks!

It’s a dilemma you never thought you’d have, but you simply don’t know who to send some dicks to. Your ex? What about your boss? Would your Gran appreciate them? We list the top recipients, and some of the best reasons we’ve heard.

Your Boss

We’ve all had a day where we wanted to tell our boss to eat a bag of dicks. Most days, if we’re honest with ourselves. Unfortunately, you’d probably lose your job, won’t be able to eat, won’t have a home, and essentially will ruin your own life. Not ideal. Just send them some dicks instead, and they’ll never know who sent them.

Your Ex

Was your ex hunting down dicks left, right and centre while claiming to be a loyal partner? Give them what they’ve always wanted – a big bag of edible jelly dicks with a personalised note letting them know just how much you appreciate them.

Your Best Friend

Looking to congratulate your best mate on their new job? How about helping them through a tough few days? Nothing brings a smile to somebody’s face like a bag of dicks, completely with a beautifully written message, tailored just for them. We’ve seen some spectacular messages between best friends, and you can read some of the best personalised notes here.

Your Gran

We get it. It’s weird. But somebody did it, for their Grans birthday. We didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.


Nobody loves bags of dick more than politicians. It’s a well known fact. Jeremy Hunt has been on the receiving end of many dicks and we can only assume he enjoyed them, because he didn’t email us to complain.

Got a better idea on who to send them to? Let us know!

We understand it can be frustrating not knowing where your dicks are, where they’ve been and who’s received them.

We’re pleased to announce that we’re rolling out recorded delivery on all of our products. That means you’ll be able to keep an eye on your dicks right up until the moment they’re handed over to your recipient.

Simply select ‘Recorded Delivery’ while you’re completing your order, and we’ll send you a tracking number as soon as your dicks are dispatched. Traceable dicks. Perfect.

Got a suggestion? We’re all ears.

We know it’s sometime’s hard to find a way to say ‘I love you’. You can send a card… a teddy… a bottle of wine…

The fact of the matter is, nothing says ‘I love you’ like a bag of dicks. With personalised messages and delivery on Valentine’s Day, it’s the perfect way to let your other half know how much you appreciate them.

With free UK delivery too, it’s a no brainer!

Just imagine your loved ones face when they open up their completely unexpected package to find dicks. Lots of them. Fruity ones too.

Order online today!